F3 Knoxville

Sprints and Merkins

THE SCENE: 47 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC 25

Smurf Jacks IC 25

Star Jacks IC 25

Plank Jacks IC 25
THA-THANG:
Sprints

Merkins

Ab stuff

MARY:
World’s greatest Merkin

Spiderman Merkins
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Whatever I said wasn’t what I wanted to say.  But God is not meek his is strong and he is always strong.  He wants us to be meek at times, so that we can depend on one another and more importantly depend on Him.  He wants us to be strong for one another. There have been far too many stories lately of men not reaching out and it ending in dire consequences.  We as HIMs need to make sure we are reaching out too and being God’s light to these men.

MOLESKIN:
Props to Junk for coming out even though he is on IR

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill is this Sat

11th Hour Repeat

THE SCENE: Plenty warm to work up a good sweat. Mostly clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

I picked up this Q approximately 11 hours before it started, so… repeating last week’s Wednesday Q from JUCO. No HIMs overlapping…

SSH x20 IC
8ct Body Builders x10 IC
Tempo Merkins x10 IC
Tempo Squats x10 IC
Crabettes x15 IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the base of [fill in official name of hill upon decision].

Split into 2 teams. Each team has an identical pile of exercise cards.
One extra-large size die with numbers 1,2,3.
One team rolls the die. That’s the number of laps up the hill and around the rock.
While that team runs the laps, other team works through the pile until laps completed.
When entire team returns from laps, other team rolls.
When pile is complete, set up a cone as a counter and start again.
See how many times each team can work through the pile.
Pile exercises:
15 Merkins
15 4-ct Monkey Humpers
10 Iron Mikes (each leg)
10 Squat Jumps
10 Burpees
20 Flutter Kicks
15 Carolina Dry Docks
20 BBS
20 4-ct Mtn Climbers

Mosey back to the AO, not stopping halfway for 15 4-ct Monkey Humpers. No public road…

MARY:
Hey! We have some time for Mary this time!
20x 4ct LBCs
15x Side Crunch IC (each side)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 HIMs – Twice the number as last time for this workout.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Don’t try to carry that dang thing by yourself!”. We’re trying to get the house ready to pack up. Lots of heavy things to lift and move. Sometimes I listen to that admonition from my M, sometimes I don’t (usually to my later regret). Whatever it is you’re trying to carry on your own, quit trying to carry that dang thing by yourself. Jesus said “Come to me all you who are weary and burdened and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me.” He didn’t say “saddle” or “harness”. Those are for a single animal. The yoke is a shared burden. Two oxen work together. He’s not saying you should pick up his load instead of yours. He will pull alongside you, and teach you how to pull properly. He’s strong enough to pull any load.
MOLESKIN:
OK, we’re working on a name for the hill up to the rock… Stay tuned! Also, hybrid Coffeeteria and OTB weight workout at 10818 Sallings Rd this Saturday…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill coming soon – If you’re not registered, you should be! Abridged OEW benefit night Thursday 5/9.

THE ENDLESS WARM-O-RAMA

THE SCENE:  60s and almost too nice
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Merkins x30, Air Squats x30, 6inch LBCs x30, Burpees x10, MCs x30, Merkins x30, SSH x30, Flutter Kicks x30,  Burpees x10, Monkey Humpers x30, Merkins x30, Smurf Jacks x30, Pickle Pounders x30, Burpees x10, Freddy M’s x30, Merkins x30, Jump Squats x30, Hello Dollies x30, Burpees x10, Merkins x25.

THA-THANG:
Once nice and loose, .mosey to soccer field for grinder.  PAX performed exercises at each end of field, running to and from continuously while one PAX performs farmer’s carry with two CMUs around entire field.  (Everyone got to do the carry once).  Exercises:

  • Hold Squat 10 sec, do 10 Squats
  • Run to other side
  • Hold 6inch Merkin 10 sec, do 10 Merkins
  • Run back to Start
  • (Repeat at 20 sec, 20 reps and 30 sec, 30 reps)
  • Start over at 10 sec, 10 reps when complete.

MARY:
Mosey to Playground – find a place to hang.  Body Hang on bar x30 Sec, drop and perform Flutter kicks x30; Hang 30 sec, Hello Dollies x30; Hang 20 sec, MCs x30; Hang 20 sec.  Burpees x 21 for UNC Charlotte hero who gave his life to save others.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As men, we were created to work.  Since God tasked Adam to tend the Garden of Eden this has been our purpose.  Proverbs 24 reminds us of the pitfalls of laziness.  We can drum up all kinds of excuses as to why those dishes can wait or the laundry can hold off or why you just need a few more hours sleep.  Sleep is blessing, a gift from God but not something we should value so much we live for it, or idolize it. Work hard at everything you do!
MOLESKIN:
N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
HH and other get-togethers coming up. Stay tuned in to Groupme.

Happy Birthday to Me

THE SCENE: low 60’s

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Cherry Pickers x 5
  • OYO stretches
  • Shock & Awe Burpees

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to baby Everest for 11’s.  Starjacks at top / Diamond Merkins at bottom
  • Mosey to pavalon and do 3 sets of the following.  Run to the gate & back between each set.
    • 10 pullups
    • 20 dips
    • 30 squats
    • 20 step ups
    • 10 thrust merkins

MARY:

  • Side crunch x 15
  • Heels to heaven x 10
  • v-up, roll-up x 10

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Stitches, Dreadlock, Junk, Mayberry, Tweet E, Aladdin, Mouthwash (FNG), Wagon Wheel, Ratchet, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Matthew 6:14-15  For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you.  But if  you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins.

MOLESKIN:
Birthday Q today – 41 today.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill

Low hanging Fruit

THE SCENE: 60 degrees and moist like a hostess cake (moist and dry at the same time)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Stuff to get warm. SSH. Merkins
THA-THANG:
Pair up and mosey to courts

Each pair gets a lacrosse ball. Standing 20 yards apart, one partner bounces the ball to the other and does a burpee. Repeat till both partners do 10 burpees,  move 10 yards closer and repeat

everyone gets a ball. Squat bounces. Do a squat and each time you go down bounce the Ball to your other hand x30. Then…..iron mikes handing off the ball under your forward leg to your other hand each rep. x20

Mosey to the boat with ball.

run around course bouncing your ball while running. Try to switch hands often. At single cones do exercise and qty listed. At multiple cones pick up ball and SPRINT to next three cones. Single cone exercises are:

  • Iron mikes x20
  • Diamond Merkins x20 (holding ball)
  • LBCs passing ball between legs x30
  • Lunges passing ball x30
  • Hold V while passing ball around torso x30 revolutions

repeat till time runs out.

MARY:
Circle up and have everyone yell out an exercise and qty
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Keep your eye on the “ball” Christ. Stay concentrated on him and his word and he will lead you in the right direction.
MOLESKIN:
It was a bit quiet this morning as it was hard enough running while bouncing a ball let alone talking. Great work by everyone today. Toebox tried to take the title of worst smelling fart
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Prayers for Troll’s wife and family/friends of Mike. Abridged night 5/9