F3 Knoxville

It’s always good when you make the FNG splash merlot

THE SCENE: low 70’s

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 20
  • Some p90x jump squat things that everyone made fun of
  • Tempo Merkins x 10

THA-THANG:

Declining ladder:

  • 10 Iron Mikes (each leg)
  • 9 Body Builders (8 count)
  • 8 American Hammers (4 count)
  • 7 Smurfjacks
  • 6 Spread Eagle Merkins
  • 5 Side Crunches (per side)
  • 4 Carolina Dry Docks
  • 3 Tuck Jumps
  • 2 Inchworm Merkins
  • 1 30 Second Wall Sit

MARY:
n/a – out of time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Dreadlock, Junk, Tank, Mouthwash, Toebox, Shooter, Showcase, Snitch, Abacus, Flute Loop, Sticks, Tonya (visiting from NC), Frisbee(FNG), La-Z-Boy, Bowflex, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Remember, the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.    What’s coming out of your mouth each day?

MOLESKIN:
Welcome to Frisbee, who stood strong even after blowing chunks!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Convergence

THE SCENE: Sunny and nice, temps in 50’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side Straddle Hops, 15 second squat, 15 Mountain Climbers, 30 second squat, 10 Windmills, 45 second squat, 10 Cherry Pickers, 60 second squat, Little of This and Little of That.  Split into three groups and Mosey to workout stations.  In each station we will work out for 15 minutes.  After workout out at the three stations we will meet back at AO.
THA-THANG:

STATION 1 (at parking lot near entrance of northern ball fields)
There will be bricks on ground at Corner 1 and CMU’s on ground at Corner 3.
We will circle the parking lot counter clockwise, stopping at each corner to do the listed exercises.  We will circle the lot three times, doing the series of exercises as we go.
  • Corner 1:  With brick in each hand do:  1. 25 Wings Out  2.  25 Wings Up  3.  25 Wings down.  Bernie Sanders to Cone 2 after each listed exercise.
  • Corner 2:  1.  20 Merkins  2.  20 Dive Bombers 3.  20 Carolina Drydocks.  Bear Crawl to Corner 3 after each exercise.
  • Corner 3:  With CMU do:  1.  25 Overhead Presses  2.  25 Curls  3.  25 Rows.  Sprint to Corner 4 after each exercise.
  • Corner 4:  1.  20 American Hammers (4 count)  2.  20 Box Cutters   3.  20 Flutter Kicks (4 count).  Lunge to Corner 1 after each exercise.

STATION 2 (on north side of parking lot with nice restroom and across street from northern ballfields)

Picket’s charge w 3 Burpees at every cone
Circle Burp: grab a baby and take turns leading cadence with curls until saying “Go” and do two Burpees all around circle, repeat w Triceps
Give and Take: choose a battle buddy, plank across from each other. Take turns taking bricks off CMU and replace until time is up bout 1-2 minutes.
Merkin Suicides: run to cone do 10 merkins suicide style

Station 3 (in parking lot by southern ball fields)

On one end you will do an exercise than run to the other end and continue that exercise until the Six arrives.  Modification is leave early on the run.

Strength and Conditioning Side:

Exercise 1     20 – Merkins

Exercise 2     20 – 4 Count Side Straddle Hop

Exercise 3     20 – Squats

Exercise 4     20 – Carolina Dry Docks

Exercise 5     5 – Burpees

Exercise 6     3 – Yoga – Plank – Downward Dog – Upward Dog You will need to call it out.

Ab Side:

Exercise 1     20 – IC 4 Count LBCs

Exercise 2     20 – IC Holly Dolly

Exercise 3     20 – IC Plank Jacks

Exercise 4     20 – On your own Shoulder taps  shoulder

Exercise 5     20 – On my Up – Big Boy Sit Ups

Exercise 6     20 – IC 4 Count – American Hammers IC

MARY:
50 Baby Crunches, 25 Sit-ups
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
43 men with one FNG, Jeremy Cameron whom we dubbed “MIB”
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We all must suffer.  That will be the theme of today’s 3rd F.  It helps to remain optimistic in the face of suffering.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pfeiffer is gonna be a daddy this week!

3rd F at Outlook immediately following this workout!

Where’s Land?

THE SCENE: Raining like crazy, temp about 50 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

At the Northern ball fields pavilion:  20 Side-straddle hops, 15 Plank Jacks, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Windmills, 7 Little Baby Arm Circles forward and backward, 5 Wide Arm Circles forward and backward
THA-THANG:
Totem pole with the following exercises:

  • Burpees
  • American Hammers
  • Decline Merkins (using bench of picnic tables)
  • Bench Dips
  • Mountain Climbers

Sprint to CMU pile to pick up CMU’s and bring back to pavilion.

20 Hello Dollies.

Next, we circle four corners of pavilion, bear crawling from Corner 1 to 2 and Corner 3 to 4 while lunging from Corner 2 to 3 and 4 to 1.  We will circle the four corners three times doing the following exercises at each corner:

Corner 1:  1. 20 merkins.  2. 20 shoulder taps.  3. 20 dive bombers

Corner 2:  1. 20 diamond merkins.  2. 20 bottle openers.  3. 20 Carolina dry docks

Corner 3: (with CMU’s)  1. 25 overhead presses.  2. 25 curls.  3. 25 rows.

Corner 4:  1. 15 mountain climbers.  2. 10 burpees.  3. 15 plank jacks.

Next, we take CMU’s back to CMU pile and sprint back to pavilion.

20 Box Cutters.

Next, we do a shortened totem pole with the following exercises:

  • Squat jumps
  • Big boy situps
  • Picnic table pull-ups
  • Bench jumps

MARY:
We finish at the pavilion with leg stretching exercise from plank position.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Words from Sermon by Michael Gerson who gave sermon at Washington’s Memorial Cemetery about God lifting us up at times of despair.
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Cheatsheet and his family as Cheatsheet’s grandmother, Mary, has passed away and is now in heaven.  Prayers for Pinto who is recovering from heart attack.

Burpee Beatdown

 

THE SCENE: Gloomy 45 degrees 19 HIM’s got after it Today

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

5:30 COT

  • Side Straddle Hop x 20
  • 2 Burpee
  • Arm Circles x 15 each way
  • 4 Burpee
  • Imperial Squat Walkers x 20
  • 6 Burpee
  • Cherry Picker
  • 8 Burpee

Escalator on the mosey(String of pearls style) – 10 burpees, 20, Squat Jumps, 30 merkins, 40 squats

  • 10 reps, run 50 yards
  • 10 reps+20 reps next exercise, run 50 yards
  • 10, 20, 30 reps, run, 50 yards
  • 10, 20, 30, 40 reps, run to start
  • Can go back down escalator: 40, 30, 20, 10, run, 30, 20, 10, run, 20, 10, run, 10.

SheHateMe –5 Sets Run50 yards between sets.
-10 Lunges (20 movements)
-10 Burps (Burpees without the pushup and the standing)
-10 Pushups

Rows and Box Jumps – Partner up

  • 10 rows
  • 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 Box Jumps.

Cloud

  • 10 Colombian neck ties
  • 20 Flutter Kicks

Mary

  • Proton Parker x 10

Biscuit Reboot

THE SCENE:
Gloomy and cold.  Brightened up.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:
I think we got it all.

WARM-O-RAMA:
20 SSH (IC).
10 Windmill (IC)
15 Plank Jacks (4ct, IC)
Capri Lap to collect the stragglers (Showcase… :-))

THA-THANG:
Introduce the Biscuit:

  • 10 Merkins
  • 20 Big Boys
  • 30 Hello Dolly (single ct)
  • 20 Squats
  • 10 Dips
  • 1 Lap of the Carl Cowan field

Complete as many Laps as you can – 10 is a good target.  We made it, just.

MARY:
We’d done just about enough of everything, but managed to squeeze out:
15 Plank Jacks (IC).
20 Freddie Mercury (IC)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA:
4 PAX today.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I fartsacked on Friday.  I found out about the accountability of F3 when Bunny called me out for not showing up.  To paraphrase – to miss one F3 work out, shame on me.  To miss two workouts, shame on you.  I decided to up the accountability ante by picking up the Q.  Then I had to attend.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: