F3 Knoxville

someone stole my cone

Big Ball
Workout Date: 30 Jul 2019
QIC: Abort

THE SCENE: 70s ish and humidity returned to normal
Three point merkins
Super squats
Static stretches middle left and right

Mosey out and over to amphitheater and up to top with plenty of rails. Start at top with the 15 rows, then mosey down the green way, each time stopping at the cone and doing that exercise before returning to the top and doing 15 rows.  Suicide style, each cone is progressively further away from the rails.

  • At planters, 30 dips
  • At bridge across pond, lunge 15x each leg
  • At bridge across Cumberland, burpee broad jump to other side and back
  • At parking lot, 30 jump squats

Work your way back to the nearer cones again suicide style and call when time is up.  Mosey down to the amphitheater stage.

  • Put one foot on stage and do 10 squats, swap legs and 10 more squats
  • Feet up on stage and do 10 BBSUs
  • Bunnyhop up the stairs to the top, touching each stair

Repeat x2.  Then time to stretch out chest from Monday.

On stage:

  • 10 decline merkins
  • 10 flat merkins
  • 10 incline merkins

Again repeat for 2 rounds.  Mosey back to start point


  • Hello dolly
  • American Hammers
  • Boat/canoe

Perfect 10: Half Caff, Passport, Gesundheit, Aerial, Apollo, G6, Orkin, Swanson, Amazon, Abort
Sometimes in life it seems like the things you know and are maybe even good at, seem harder than usual.  During those times, you have to go further and put more effort in to get the same result.  The suicide routine was a great way to symbolize having to run further each time just to make it through a round.  But, eventually you get a handle on the situation and can begin to return to the original status where that extra distance and effort isn’t necessary.