F3 Knoxville

Merkin Madness

THE SCENE: about 40 and light rain

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH X 20

TN Rocking Chair x 15

Merkins x 10

Burpee x 5

THA-THANG:

Do next leg exercise by pavalon then do next chest exercise by scrapyard then run down the stairs and back up the path to the pavalon.

Scrapyard:

Merkin X 20

Derkin x 20

Ranger Merkin x 20

Side to side Merkin x 20

Wide fly Merkin x 20

Pavalon:

Alt side Lunge x 20

Split squat x 20

Jump squat x 20

Calf raise squat x 20

Iron mikes x 20

MARY:

BBS 20-1

Heels to heavens 20-1

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 men including FNG Peekaboo! Our boy MIB who got named at the Asylum convergence came back out too. Backup killing it with the EHs.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about dark days to come, but there is a light at the end.
MOLESKIN:
We did about 2 rounds of the thang and then started the 20-1. Got down 3-4 rounds and took a lap. Did a few more rounds after that.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
MAARC fun ruck on April 20. 12pm at Target in Maryville. About a mile each way. Patches are $20.

Runnin

THE SCENE: Mid 40s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

THA-THANG:
We ran the whole time. Me and Woodshack got about 7.5 miles. I’m betting Barbie and Full House got 8.5 since they started earlier.
MARY:
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Bodybuilder Blackjack

THE SCENE: 40ish
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA

Ran the loop.

THA-THANG:
21’s on the hill of broken promises. 20 bodybuilders at the bottom. 1 get-up at the top.

MARY:
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
2!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
MOLESKIN:
We got down through 13 bodybuilders/8 get-ups before time ran out. 132 bodybuilders, 36 get-ups and 4 miles.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Return of the Blocks

THE SCENE: High 40’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

25 SSH

Little this/that

Michael Phelps

THA-THANG:

Mosey with CMUs to Suckmore

P1 runs up Suckmore and does shoulder exercise alternating each round. Carry the CMU up and down each time.

30 upright rows

30 OH presses

P2 is alternating each round AMRAP until P1 returns.

Squats

Leg lifts

Alternating lunges

BBS

MARY:
1 minute of LBCs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 brothers.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I had nothing. Drifter stepped up and provided us with a nice Easter message from his recent study of Matthew. He spoke about certain flower up north that blooms early but is subsequently covered in snow. An allegory of Christ dying but leaving us with the hope of a new “spring” yet to come.
MOLESKIN:
I had a way worse routine planned. I’m thankful the blocks were returned so we could do my original idea. That bad one will probably be saved for the Burbs. I don’t want anyone to quit the Bomb Shelter…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Habit help is likely being cancelled this week.

Convergence beatdown at Lakeshore Park next Saturday the 31st followed by 3rd F at the Outlook on the strip.

Route to the Plateau of Pain

THE SCENE: Mid 40s. A little damp. Didn’t really start raining until the BOM.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

High knee skips across parking lot and back
Butt kicks across parking lot and back
20 4-count hillbillies
THA-THANG:
Mosey around the fountain and back to road and stop at greenway by Crumpet.
Route 66:
Dry docks
V-Ups
Iron mikes 2-count
While waiting On the six, run up crumpet and back down for 20 4-count flutter kicks.
Mosey to Plateu of Pain
Colombian necktie
Start with run to nearest cone. Grab cone and run back for 20 burpee squats and decrease burps each time.
We run at the same time every round. In between BBS.
MARY:
Sun salutation
Warrior 1
Sun salutation
Warrior 1 other side
Sun salutation
Warrior 1, 2
Sun salutation
Warrior 1, 2 other side
Sun salutation
Warrior 1, 2, Reverse Warrior
Sun salutation
Warrior 1, 2, Reverse Warrior other side
Sun salutation
Chair 30 seconds
Boat, single leg right, single leg left, boat
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 men put in the work.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Again, I gotta say – it’s all about attitude. A guy at my work spoiled my attitude and I let it ruin a day and half for me. I made a conscious decision to be positive (or not negative) and it completely turned things around for me. Just enter every situation, every new day, every greeting with positivity. Smile, great pleasantly, banish negative thoughts and you will feel so much better.
MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: